i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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