Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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