She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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