you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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