I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
high people should be assigned attendants
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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