Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Found your dick twin last night
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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