Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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