i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
