the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I understand Curling. That high.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Randomize