this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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