Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I need moral support for this bender
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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