We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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