maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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