Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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