Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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