if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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