I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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