Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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