Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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