you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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