How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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