So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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