i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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