apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
nutella sex= disaster
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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