But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think im going to throw up on grandma
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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