He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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