i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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