No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
