I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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