I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i came on her dog
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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