May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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