By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize