Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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