Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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