Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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