My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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