Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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