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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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