Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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