Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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