I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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