Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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