I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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