I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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