At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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