i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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