I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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