would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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