quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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