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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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