in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
