yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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