You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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