Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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